Showing posts with label homelife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label homelife. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

I want a dollar from every one in youre family...

This apartment looks like a cloud of soda cans, water bottles and juice boxes came and took a dump in it. Yes, we are a thirsty people here. I get so frickin' pissed that if I won't clean, no one else will, mainly because it's just me and Wolf Boy, and we are all about to know how lazy he is. He will not help until I have turned into a monster with a high pitched voice waving an object in my hand talking about how he much be blind and have no sense of smell to think this place can continue this way.
Geez! We both work, and we both live here. If he could make it so I was able to be a house wife, fine. I would clean house like I was a contestant on Sell this House. However, things are not like that. I just want him to clean up after himself, that's all. I don't need him to clean up my messes, just his. I'm on strike after I find the reason for that smell...

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

I'm gonna break your hip

Wolf Boy and his brother are great at losing the remote controls. One time the brother in law stayed with us and the remote control totally disappeared. Like if he took it home and hid it or something. Strange, I know. I mean it makes no sense to me why one wouldn't place the remote on the coffee table when you turn off the tv, but that's just me...
Wolf Boy stayed home while I went out for groceries. The remote is nowhere to be found! I mean gone. Poof! We have Time Warner Cable (which sucks) so we have an extra remote from one of our previous moves, it's a "universal" remote. You are supposed to program it and voilĂ ! you have access to all your favorite boob tube shows. Not so much. It won't turn up the volume, or let you select a menu option. You have to press OK on the box itself. Oh, the humanity! How can I enjoy my show's without a proper working remote? I feel like I'm in the 1980's! My DVR'd shows are a pain to watch, I can't get anything from OnDemand...I'm going crazy! Nahh not really, I'm just really irritated that I have to sit on the floor, in front of the box to watch my stories.