I'll explain this spectacular operation only once

We had our monthly meeting at work today. It's time where we close at noon, stuff our faces and listen to people talk to us about the stupid events they are trying to start up. Now I've been at this place for 5 years and for 5 years the same people have talked to us about all the things they hope to be able to start. It's all bull and pointless, but I digress. Before the meeting Gretel, Rosey and I went to the store to get our part of the potluck. With time to kill we roamed the aisles of the store and made our way to the cashier.
As we were in line, this lady started a conversation with us. She was very much under some kind of influence and told us about a fight she had earlier in the day. Mind you, it was 11:45am. She showed us her arms that had very strange markings all over, that looked self induced. She just went on and on and on. She was buying two Tall Boy Coors Light and a pack of Marlboro Reds, she was a classy lady. She kept asking us if we were social workers then shivered like she was getting the chills at the thought of talking to a social worker.
She started cracking off and walked out of the store. I think we got a friend in her.